Dougie Poynter
Yo! It’s your favourite bass player in the whole wide world, Dougie Poynter, getting ready for the McBusted show, but it’s we McFly boys who will be the real stars, having to put up with those Busted losers (but please, don’t tell them I said that, especially not Matt. I love them really).
I thought I’d make my way to the arena in the most awesome way possible, wearing my dungarees (since my fans adore me in that outfit of mine after all) while riding on my trusty Bonneville T100 designed by yours truly. Get ready for the greatest bass player motorcycle ride, driving forever in the sun together, living in the endless summer forever!... So I started my engine, and let’s just say it would have been the greatest ride if I remembered to refill some petrol last night, so I have to walk it.
On the bright side, it’ll help with the environment, and the weather is nice, which is ideal for our show, with it being set outside. This makes it a nice walk in the sun, as said by Danny Jones for our Motion in the Ocean album (you know, the Frontman who had a Snake in his pants). The sun is shining, the grass is green, the birds are chirping, the butterflies are swarming, there’s a flying arcade machine in the sky...wait! That’s not normal! It was beaming me up. Oh no! I’m going to be late! My fans and bandmates are going to be mad at me.
I must have blanked out until I woke up and found that I was in a room with a grassy field. What the heck is this place? What the hell is going on? Just then, the screen monitor was turned on, showing a shady Roman soldier. “It’s Gaming Time! Welcome, Ladies, Gentlemen and Non-Binary Pals to Escape The Gaming Room! I am your host, Pluto! Tonight we have some very special guests taking part; it’s the boys from the best-loved boy bands McFly and Busted, who have formed together as McBusted!”
“Hey, you! You must be the alien who kidnapped me! Don’t even think about experimenting on me, or I’ll hijack this ship to the moon!” I cried. “I wouldn’t dream of it since you have been chosen to catch and raise shadowy entities known as Emblemmons for the beloved RPG monster taming game Emblemmon! And I am not an alien!” said Pluto.
So I’ve been selected to take part in this Pokémon rip-off gaming room. Ok, that sounds fun. “You gotta find and catch Emblemmons using your trusty Emblem Key to catch them, raising them as your army to become the very best like no one ever was” explained Pluto. “So I gotta build an army; trust nobody” I said. “You have the idea here!” said Pluto as I was given the Emblem Key, which resembles a Key Blade. So starting today, I thou be the world’s best Emblemmon Master!... While getting the heck out of here.
Use this theme for Emblem Mon - also a Pokémon parody
Some say to keep off the grass, but I’ll be breaking that rule to find as many Emblemmons to tame for my army as I make my way to the coliseum, where Pluto told me that the boss awaits. I’ve found the three Embemmons that surrounded me. One of them resembles a panther with an axe in its mouth known as a Barkrong. It attacks me with its axe that summons roots on the ground.
The other one resembles an angry dog that is holding a sword known as a Celerus. It swings its sword at me, which produces flames, so I wouldn’t want to touch that. Then there’s a horse made out of Kelp Plants named a Kelphie, which charges at me while holding a spear that is made out of aquatic essence.
I have to fight them so that I can capture them with my Emblem Key, but the trouble is, I don’t have an Emblemmon that I can fight with. “You could have at least given me a starter, Embemmon!” I cried. “Whoops! I guess we had an oversight. You have to figure this one out yourself,” said Pluto gleefully.
Use this theme for All Mighty Man
So I tried swinging my Emblem Key at them, but nothing happened. I did consider using my mind-controlling powers, but they were so fast that I couldn’t grip their mind. It looks like I’m becoming Emblemmon food...that is, until a hunky superhero with huge booby pecs shows up out of the blue. “As long as I am here, then you have nothing to fear! For it is I, All Mighty Man!” said All Mighty Man, whose true identity is Dane. He used his muscular strength to restrain the Emblemmons as he firmly held them onto the ground while using his reflexes to dodge their attacks.
“Of course, I wouldn’t normally use my strength on animals, but I can’t leave you all alone” he said. “Well, good or off with your head for harming defenceless creatures!” I replied, but regardless, I used this chance to weaken them using my Mind Spheres. They did manage to break free from Dane’s beefy hands, but I hypnotised them to attack each other instead. This helped to weaken them enough for me to capture them with my Emblem Key (which absorbs the Emblemmons and turn them into keychains). So now I have an axe user, grass type Panther, a sword-wielding, fire type dog and a water type horse that uses a spear in my army! “Folks, you have witnessed our first capture!” said Pluto. “And may my heart become their guiding key”, I said, being chuffed with my success.
I have Dane to thank. “Let me accompany you to find and capture those Emblemmons while I find my comrades, who I believe were captured here. We’ll be killing two birds with one stone this way,” offered Dane. “And you shall be my Emblemmon”, I said jokingly, which made Dane chuckle.
Use this theme for Emblemmon again
So we made our way through the grasslands towards the coliseum, encountering more Emblemmons, including a humanoid fairy that uses a tome that fires ice magic known as a Pixcle, an anthropomorphic Anubis that fires electrical arrows called an Anuzap and a floating stone tablet that shoots out rocky darts called a Rolat.
“Remember to consider their strength and weaknesses, for example, a fire-type Emblemmon has the advantage over ice-type Emblemmons, while a water-type Emblemmon is weak against an electric-type Emblemmon. That will make a difference in battle,” advised Dane. “Sure thing, I know my Pokémon”, I said (since we have been on a Pokémon tour after all) as I set my Emblemmons to fight.
It started off well at first with my Barkrong slamming its axe on the Rolat (which was surrounded by a green aura, summoning leaves upon impact), which was super effective, and Celerus slashing its fire sword at Pixcle and Anuzap while protecting Kelphie from Anuzap’s lightning arrows. However, things started to go awry with the Pixcle firing an icy spell towards Celerus, which froze it solid, allowing Rolat to take it out with its dart. I thought Celerus would have a type advantage against Pixcle! Barkong’s movements slowed down after getting hit by Anuzap’s arrows, which led it to get taken out by Pixcle’s icy magic.
Upon defeat, Barkong and Celerus have vanished. “Where did they go?!” I said. “Sorry, but if they are defeated, you can’t get them back as it’s permadeath for them! And this is no casual mode!” said Pluto. What? Noooo! Barkrong and Celerus were my first Emblemmons, and I had future plans with them! Dane noticed my distress, but he helped me compose myself by saying, “I know how you feel, but the battle isn’t over yet. You still have Kelphie left”.
He’s right; I’ll be putting it all into my Kelphie for Barkrong and Celerus. I commanded Kelphie to swing its spear to counter Anuzap’s arrows, which would otherwise take a big hit from them. This allowed Kelphie to charge into Rolat by thrusting its spear towards it as it was surrounded by a veil of water, scoring super effective damage!
Pixcle fired its icy magic towards Kelphie, but it wasn’t hurt as much, as Kelphie resisted ice-based moves, so it was able to take it down by slashing its spear, striking Pixcle like a tidal wave crashing down. It was about to get shocked by Anuzap’s arrows, so I said to Dane, “Dane, use that body of yours to shield Kelphie!” Dane seemed perplexed, but he followed orders. “Um...my body shall be tough as steel!” said Dane as he tanked the arrows. This gives Kelphie a chance to sucker punch Anuzap, allowing me to capture the three Emblemmons with my Emblem Key. And now I have more Emblemmons in my party!
“He’s not an Emblemmon!... But it has already happened, so...” said Pluto, who seemed surprised that I’ve used Dane. “Now we can move onwards!” said Dane. But first, I told him that we’ll have a few minutes' silence for Barkong and Celerius. I was still salty to lose them before I barely used them.
We walked a bit further and spotted two Emblemmons that resembled a large bird with long talons and a spiritual being made out of sand, holding a staff. According to Pluto, they are known as Talonrus and Sandyman (get it?). I would certainly want these Emblemmons in my party! That said, Talonrus do look fearsome, so I wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of it. “Shhh. If we can sneak up on them, we could capture them without having to fight them,” said Dane quietly. “My lips are sealed”, I whispered (which isn’t practical for a musician like me).
We crouched down, and I focused on capturing them with my Emblem Key while we were behind those two Emblemmons. However, the grass was making my nose all twitchy. I was so close to capturing them, but at the last second, I sneezed. I must have sneezed so loudly that the Talonrus and Sandyman have heard us. They turned and attacked us. “What have you done?!!” cried Dane.
I quickly sent out two of my Emblemmons: Anuzap and Pixcle, as they have the best matchup against those two. Talonrus strikes like a hawk, swooping down and attacking with its long claws and beak, while Sandyman uses its staff to summon sandstorms or earthquakes. But we fought back with Anuzap shooting down Talonrus with its thunder arrows and Pixcle freezing Sandyman with its icy magic. “You sure know your matchups”, said Dane. “You have Pokémon to thank”, I said.
Even with a type advantage, those two Emblemmons were tough, with Talonrus having the speed to dodge moves and Sandyman healing any damage for itself or for Talonrus with its staff. The Talonrus then attacked by flapping its large wings, which summoned a hurricane that surrounded Anuzap and Pixcle. I recalled them both and swapped them with Rolat and Kelphie as suggested by Dane, who advised me to save them for later.
I told Rolat to fire its rocky darts at Talonrus, shooting it right down and Kelphie to strike its aquatic lance on Sandyman, ordering them to keep on attacking like they never attacked before. However, The Sandyman has the ability to use its staff to make itself and it’s allies stronger. Talonrus’s Attack and Speed became boosted, swooping into Kelphie fast and hard while Sandyman handles hits from Rolat and hits hard back with super effective damage with its earthquake. “Nooooooo!!!” I cried as I lost two of my Emblemmons. “Dearly me; it looks like it’s turning into a heartbreaking tragedy”, said Pluto.
“You can’t always rely on offence alone. Sometimes, the best offence is the best defence,” said Dane. He does have a point, and I have an idea to get my back on them. I’ve sent out my Pokémon Glaceon, firing its Blizzard at Talonrus and Sandyman, which froze them solid (and hitting them with super effective damage, I bet). “Ha! This shall be your punishment for killing two of my Emblemmons!” I said. “Hey! That’s not an Emblemmon!” cried Pluto. “Well, Pokémon are the real thing!” I said just before sending out my Anuzap and Pixcle.
While Talonrus and Sandyman were frozen, I’ve told Pixcle to cast a spell on itself and Anuzap, boosting their offensive, speed and defence. Just as Talonrus and Sandyman have thawed out, I told Pixcle to cast a spell on them that debuffs their status, weakening them and removing their status buffs. “That was good thinking of you!” said Dane, praising me as he watched Anuzap and Pixcle dealing lots of damage while striking and moving fast and handling hits. This helped to weaken Talonrus and Sandyman enough for me to capture them, adding them to my team.
We were nearly at the coliseum, and a huge Emblemmon that resembled a huge dragon had flown by. “Whoa! Bet that would be a powerful and valuable Emblemmon!” I said, astonished by its size. “That is a Negagon, one of the strongest Emblemmon you can have. But if you want it, then you have to fight it,” explained Pluto. I thought I’d start off with Dane first. “Since you’re a powerful superhero fighting for equal rights, I can preserve my Emblemmons”, I said. “Er, if you say so”, said Dane, blushing.
As expected, the Negagon is a powerful, badass dragon with powerful moves, swift movements and durable defences, but Dane is able to hold his own as he restrains Negagon with his superhuman strength, enduring some hits and hitting back hard. “Again, I don’t intend to fight innocent creatures who only act according to nature but it’s all for you to clear this challenge” said Dane as he held the Negagon’s claws when it lashed them at Dane who tossed Negagon onto the ground, counter its laser beam that Negagon fired from its mouth with his All Mighty Beam and stop Negagon’s tracks when it charged at him using All Mighty Punch. “Now now, we can’t let you beat Negagon that easily!” said Pluto, who must have recognised Dane’s strength, and he teleported away. So I am left with my Emblemmons.
I sent out my Sandyman, who slowed down Negagon’s movements with the speed debuff spell using its staff. I then withdrew Sandyman and sent out Pixcle, which I commanded to buff its ranged attack using its spell, for it to fire an icy spell attack at Negamon, who is supposed to be weak against it (since reptiles can’t handle cold temperature). However, Negagon got mad and fired its laser beam at Pixcle, which took it out. Rest in peace, Pixcle.
So I sent out my Sandyman and Anuzap, using Anuzap to strike down Negagon with its thunder arrows while it was in the air and Sandyman to provide the healing whenever Anuzap got hit. Negagon went on a rampage, trashing the place with its high speed and brute force, taking down Sandyman and meeting its demise, needless to say, while dealing heavy damage to Anuzap. I withdrew Anuzap, not wanting to lose it just yet, and sent out Talonrus and Glaceon (since it’s an Ice-type, so it would have a type advantage).
My Talonrus is just about evenly matched against Anuzap who can catch up to its movements with its aerial mobility while hitting hard with its talons and wind based moves and Glaceon hits hard using Ice Beam but Negagon was still troublesome to deal with who charged into them while having super armour to withstand hits and used its breath attack that intercept any ranged hits that was fired at it.
“Oh my, it looks like Negagon is giving them some trouble, which makes it even more thrilling. Audience loves to watch participants struggle after all!” said Pluto. It looks like Negagon will sweep us all...until there was a paintball shot that fired at its face, blinding it. It turned out that it was fired by Busted’s bass player, Matt Willis, holding a paintball-like gun. My hero!
“Here, Dougie, I thought I’d give you a helping hand”, said Matt. We looked at each other with admiration as fellow bass players. I may have said a lot of stuff behind his back, but that means I love him. Thanks to him, the Negagon was open for Talonrus’ attacks. I commanded it to unleash its hurricane, which did massive damage to Negagon. It freed itself from the paintball, and it was about to strike, but Matt got into his ship and fired several missiles towards its direction. “Nobody picks on my bandmate but me!” said Matt. He didn’t need to do that, but I appreciated his generosity nevertheless. This gives Glaceon a chance to fire its Ice Beam, which manages to freeze it.
“Alright, now to tame this dragon!” I cheered as I used this chance to successfully capture it with my Emblem Key. “Congrats on this capture, Dougie!” cheered Matt, congratulating me like I was his son who came in first place, though I couldn’t help but smile with delight. “Now that you have added Negagon to your collection, you may now enter the coliseum where your challenge awaits. And you too, Matt,” said Pluto. So we entered the coliseum. I bet they’ll be an even stronger Emblemmon.
In the coliseum, where two Roman soldiers with weird-looking outfits were, so I guess I was half right. The one I’m facing has a white colouration and has icicle-like extensions on his armour, and goes by the name Aquilo. “It may not be an Emblemmon, but you have to fight him if you want to get out of here”, said Pluto. So, I sent out my Emblemmons, plus Glaceon, to fight Aquilo.
Use this theme for the boss battle
Aquilo uses ice-based moves, summoning huge snowballs towards my Emblemmons, making it a snowball fight! But I have Anuzap, who countered the snowballs by firing its thunder arrows at them. Some of the arrows missed Aquilo, but that’s ok since the arrows that had landed on the floor next to him released status electricity that trapped him. While Aquilo was surrounded by the arrows that released static electricity, I commanded Talonrus and Negagon to directly attack Aquilo with their claws and Glaceon to fire its Shadow Ball. However, Aquilo summoned a huge blizzard towards my Emblemmons. I told them to dodge the blizzard fast, especially with Talonrus and Negagon being weak to Ice-type moves (although Glaceon helped to withstand the blizzard with its Ice-type resistance).
I told Anuzap to fire more of its thunder arrows, but Aquilo summoned an icicle shield that blocked the attacks. He then fired an icy beam at Anuzap, defeating it, so bye-bye Anuzap. It was nice knowing you. I still have some strong Emblemmons left. Talonrus uses its speed to dodge Aquilo’s attacks and swoop down towards him like a greedy Seagull stealing your food (don’t let that happen to you folks!) while Negagon fired its breath to take out Aquilo’s snowballs. However, they both then become frozen solid by Aquilo’s blizzard, so we got ourselves into a fuzzy pickle.
But Glaceon helped out by firing a barrage of Shadow Balls at Aquilo, which kept him busy as he fought them off. Good job, Glaceon! That’ll help to buy me some time to free Talonrus and Negagon with my Emblem Key from their ice. “This is what they call the power of friendship and teamwork!” I said. You may call it corny, but it’s true.
Back with the battle, I’ve ordered Talonrus to summon its hurricane at Aquilo, which helped to repeal his attacks, which allowed Negagon to charge into him, dealing great damage. However, Aquilo fired icicle-like missiles towards them. I ordered them to use their speed to dodge the icicle-missiles with Talonrus flying through the air with grace and dived towards Aquilo as it was surrounded by an aura, only for him to charge towards Talonrus as he was surrounded by ice like an avalanche.
At the last second, I told Talonrus to grab Aquilo with its claws, followed by flying up to the sky and dropping him onto the ground. I bet it was a joy ride for Aquilo! But just as Aquilo rose, he fired his icicles directly at Talonrus, shooting it down towards the ground, which defeated it, sending Talonrus to Emblemmon heaven or hell.
On the bright side, Aquilo’s movements were straggling from the joy ride, which makes it easier for Negagon and Glaceon to fight him with Glaceon firing its Ice Beam against Aquilo’s icy beam, which gives me time to command Negagon to power up its offensive and speed for it to hit like a truck. This is shown when Negagon’s laser beam overpowered Aquilo’s snowballs and dodged his charging attacks while directly attacking Aquilo with its claws and charge attack. This makes Negagon my overpowered Emblemmon!
Or so I thought as Aquilo summoned a blizzard around Negagon to restrict its movements with the freezing cold and an icicle shield to block its laser beam attacks. This leaves Aquilo to slay Negagon by charging at it as if he’s skiing. This game stinks!
“Oh dear, it looks like Dougie has no more Emblemmons left to fight with. Could this be the end for him?” said Pluto with Aquilo skiing toward me. “It’s not over yet!” I replied defiantly. I had Glaceon, and I was filled with determination. Glaceon fired its Shadow Ball towards Aquilo’s direction, causing him to ski off course and crash into the wall. And that was for my Emblemmons!
But things got even tougher with Aquilo teaming up with the boss that Matt was facing, Silvanus, who pounded his fists onto the ground, causing a tremor. As Glaceon and I were shaken, Aquilo fired his icy beam at me, freezing me solid. My dungarees make it even colder, men! But that's when Matt is a good boy who used his spaceship to fire missiles at the ice to freeze me. “You’re free to go!” said Matt, giving me a reassuring thumbs up. I smiled at Matt, appreciating his heroism and bravery even if he sucks (but don’t tell him I said that!)
Aquilo and Silvanus were still tough cookies, with Aquilo using his Icicle Shield to block our attacks, including the paint balls and missiles from Matt’s weapon and ship, while Silvanus attacked by pounding on the ground that released sharp, pointy stones and roots. So I thought it’s about time I use my mind controlling abilities, using Puppet Manipulation to control both of their minds to attack each other. I am the crazy genius behind McBusted after all. “Ha! Ha! That’s smart of you, Dougie!” laughed Matt, who followed up the attack using Mind Explosion. Our Glaceon and Flareon did the same using Ice Beam and Flare Blitz.
Once my mind control had worn off, they both resumed taking us on personally, with Aquilo skied towards me, but he made a foolish mistake as I caught him in a psychic tornado created by my mind using Mind Storm. He twirled around the vortex and off he went, landing hard onto the ground! His helmet got removed, which revealed a young athletic lad by the name of Mathieu. “Ugh, why am I here? I am meant to be at the gym to make myself stronger so that I can help Dane to stand up for others.”
I figured that Mathieu was brainwashed, so I went over to him and said, “Hey mate, I believe that you were used as a puppet for this Halloween costume.” Mathieu looked at his outfit and said in disbelief, yet with guilt, “Really? Being controlled and wearing this stupid outfit won’t help me to grow at all!!” “Rest assured that we’ll be the ones who’ll find the mastermind behind all this”, I said, which seemed to make him feel better.
I bet it was Pluto who is responsible for all of this. On the screen monitor, he said, “Congrats on passing your gaming challenge. You may proceed to the next area if you wish to make your way out.” So we all made our way there to get to the bottom of this once and for all! And to reunite with the others, of course. Also, I’ve been wondering what are Emblemmons actually? I mean, they do look real but the question remains if they are real beings that came from another world or some mad scientist created them?
To be continued- Emblemmon has combined elements from the following RPG series; Pokémon (with the monster catching aspect and the type matchups). Fire Emblem (the weapons that the Emblemmon uses and the permanent death feature including the line "Build an army, trust nobody" from an advert for Fire Emblem The Blazing Blade) and Persona/Shin Megami Tensei (the designs and inspiration of the Emblemmons).
- Addtionally, The Emblem Key is a reference to Kingdom Hearts and there are two references to Earthbound ("Fuzzy Pickles and "This game stinks!")